As good as this Bible is, I think ABS might improve sales if they made their Bible covers party specific. So I decided to take a shot at my own cover designs.
The GOP version:
The GOP version comes with a coupon for a 10% tithe cut, but only for the wealthy.
The Democrat version:
The Democrat version comes with an index to verses you can use on red state voters to show them you are religious.
What do you think?